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by: mr taxi driver13 (06/30/2004)

How come you never see the headline "Pshycic Wins Lottery!"?
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by: sokerchik1691 (06/25/2004)

Isn't it fascinating how feet smell and noses run?
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by: dane cook (06/24/2004)

A classic prank: All you need for this one is a pair of gloves.
Go into a bank, hop in line behind all the customers, give the guy in front of you a little nudge, and when he turns around start putting the gloves on and say, "Now would be a good time to leave!"
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by: bumm233 (06/23/2004)

Did you know it's impossible to lick your elbow? Did you also know that 75% of people who read this will actually try it?
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by: BroabwayBaby1356 (06/21/2004)

Money can't BUY happiness. But it can rent it repeatedly!
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by: marj (06/18/2004)

"Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole-heartedly my African American brother"
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by: Chumley890 (06/16/2004)

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out..." ?
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by: joswe602 (06/14/2004)

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
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by: GoneBuddy (06/13/2004)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
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by: Jack the Ripper (06/13/2004)

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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