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by: bored (08/15/2004)

Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop 1. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 4. Put some M&M's on lay away. 5. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 7. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 9. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
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by: Gloverboy6 (08/12/2004)


The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
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by: freckleface257 (08/09/2004)

|G|U|I|T|A|R| My anti-rap
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by: RuddyMcDuck (08/07/2004)

Didn't you hear?! The fifth dentist caved and now they're ALL recommending Trident Fresh Gum!
Out celebrating!
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by: Half 3mpty8ottle (08/07/2004)

Why doesn't the glue inside the bottle dry? Pondering...
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by: urbuddee89 (08/03/2004)

I have the body of a GOD...
...unfortunately, it's Buddha
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by: shortblondey1550 (07/15/2004)

Shut up Brain, or I will STAB you with a Q-Tip!
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by: KcKdOfFtHeTeAm (07/14/2004)

Agony: A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls
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by: freestylegrl1201 (07/03/2004)

Due to technical difficulties, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off for a maintenance check. (Not responsible for wanderers who can't find the end of the tunnel during this time)
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by: funnyone342 (06/30/2004)

Famous Last Words
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. It's fireproof. I'm making a citizen's arrest. So, you're a cannibal. It's probably just a rash. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one! Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. I'll hold it and you light the fuse. Funny, you look just like Charles Manson. Rat poison only kills rats. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes. Nice doggie. I can do that with my eyes closed. Well, we've made it this far. That's odd. Don't be so superstitious!
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