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by: Jezta (09/13/2004)

I'm in the corner rocking back and forth while humming "It's a Small World." Be back later...
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by: g1vebloodplayLAX (09/10/2004)

Actually, I AM the sharpest SPOON in the drawer!
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by: Dustin (09/09/2004)

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!
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by: tennisgirl14 (09/04/2004)

Why do they call the small version of candy bars "fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
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by: jellybelle90 (09/01/2004)

Deja Moo - the feeling that you've heard all this bull before.
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by: A Evil Bum (08/26/2004)

Your IM has been forwarded to my Carrier Pigeon. Once I receive it, I will be able to reply within a few hours. Thanks for your IM!
Want your IMs forwarded to your Pigeon? Click here
(Service may not be available in all areas).
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by: SAMIAMSAY (08/25/2004)

Damn, I get more booty than a toilet seat!
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by: the dude (08/20/2004)

...Only my cat understands me...
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by: wickedqueen66604 (08/18/2004)

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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by: BUmonkeyTT (08/15/2004)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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