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by: Newlonkm (10/19/2004)

The Human Life Cycle: Birth, Ritalin, Prozac, Viagra, Death.
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by: ScsScreename (10/16/2004)

God Is Dead
-Nietzsche

Nietzsche Is Dead
-God
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by: ZEROX1589 (10/05/2004)

If death has been around since the beginning of time, how come he hasn't died yet?
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by: DarkDeath369 (10/05/2004)

Jose: Hey, how do you say Kick-flip in Spanish?
Cynthia: Keek-fleep.
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by: NiceWitch76 (10/02/2004)

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers."
~William Shakespeare.
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by: Tank (10/01/2004)

One of the most unrewarding phrases known to man:
That's lubricant, not toothpaste.
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by: tennis girl14 (09/18/2004)

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste... That's why I save it for special occasions."
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by: xAlkalineTrio17x (09/17/2004)

I started out with nothing... I still have most of it left.
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by: kaji wonderninja (09/15/2004)

9/10 people agree: the tenth needs to shut up and conform
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by: RoCkInWiCcAn54 (09/14/2004)

I finally figured out who let the dogs out and no one cares anymore....
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