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by: authority122 (11/16/2004)

If Santa Claus was real, wouldn't he be arrested for breaking and entering?
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by: tropicsurf14 (11/16/2004)

*If you NEVER copy things and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.*
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by: ocgrappler (11/14/2004)

HoLd My HeAdGeAr WhIlE i KiSs YoUr GiRlFrIeNd
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by: glocktopus (11/14/2004)

There IS a light at the end of the tunnel!
...especially if you're looking through a toilet paper tube at the sun...
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by: Blondie666 (11/09/2004)

You're whipped like a container of Cool Whip!!! Whhhapisch!
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by: u eat trees (11/07/2004)

I wish I could be a WonderBra. Squeezin' some chick's boobs all day is any man's dream!
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by: randomuch (11/02/2004)

"D" is for lysdexia...
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by: skiroko (11/02/2004)

Silence is golden, but screaming is FUN!!
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by: gary (10/28/2004)

If you date two girls its polygamy, but if you date just one girl its monotony!! :-D
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by: ? (10/25/2004)

:: pokes your boob ::

Muwahahaha!
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1,260 Clicks


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