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by: NeKo (12/14/2004)

I'm in my happy place. It IS possible for you to get to me, but you'll need 30 wood ducks, a Hello Kitty crowbar, a gallon of "cheesy ranch"-flavored flavoring, and proper postage. If you can't get those, you'll just have to wait. Or just leave a message.
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by: rockawayrep04 (12/08/2004)

Enjoying a game of "Capture the Midget with a Butterfly Net".
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by: vapor (12/06/2004)

Hey what's the deal with Native Americans getting so sensitive about the crayon color Indian Red? They say it's stereotyping their heritage. I don't care if you have crayons called Lazy Brown, Unemployed Black, Trailer Park Trash White, Cant Drive for Shit Yellow... just get over it!
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by: Joseph (12/06/2004)

WWJD - World-Wide Jewish Domination!
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by: Fm StaTic (12/05/2004)

There is always a deafening silence whenever I leave a room. Perhaps it's my stunning wit and grace that leaves people speechless with awe. Perhaps a deep sadness fills the room as the people realize that they will no longer be blessed with my presence. Perhaps it's because I pumped the room full of nerve gas and everyone is dead...
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by: NeoSora25 (12/03/2004)

Deck the halls with Gasoline!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Light a match and start to scream!
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Watch the world burn to ashes
Fa la la la la..la la la la
Aren't you glad we played with matches?
Fa la la la la..la la la la!
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1,263 Clicks

by: Rbosley07 (11/29/2004)

Keep on... keepin' on.
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by: Xelavuli (11/25/2004)

Friends are like wedgies...
They know your inner self,
They're intimately close,
and it feels great when you pick out a good one!
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1,258 Clicks

by: GNYP (11/23/2004)

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be... think about it.
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1,255 Clicks

by: Nightshade0020 (11/19/2004)

OMG, MY DAD IS SANTA CLAUSE! I caught him putting presents under the tree!
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1,249 Clicks


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