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by: Mattwood24   (02/11/2005)

I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. I could be sitting here laughing my ass off at you because I am avoiding you and you don't know it. Ok, I'll make you an offer. If you can guess whether or not I'm here I will talk to you... Then again, if I'm not here and you guess right then I'm really just not here to talk to you. Also, if I'm ignoring you and you guess right, then what do you really think the chances are that I'll tell you that you were right? So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm avoiding you...which might just be the case.
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by: ChattyBritishGrl   (02/07/2005)

Curiosity didn't kill the cat - curiosity made the kittens!
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by: INKinc   (02/03/2005)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)
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by: celticpenguins88   (01/31/2005)

Here is some interesting logic: If you hate God, then you cannot deny His existence, because then who were you hating?
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by: wedgie_fairy_25   (01/30/2005)

My wedgie makes every1 scream and crawl,
and they're like, "that'll leave a scar"
damn right, that'll leave a scar
you better hope that you don't need 2 fart...

la la, la la la...
...pull it out
la la, la la la...
...your buttcheeks chafing
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by: Anonymous   (12/31/2004)

We must remember the true meaning of Chrismas: the birth of Santa Claus.
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by: Rivyn   (12/28/2004)

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' til you can find a rock.
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by: MrSqueakers77   (12/15/2004)

Goals are deceptive... The unaimed arrow never misses.
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by: NeKo   (12/14/2004)

I'm intermittently pounding my head into a brick wall and screaming. Leave a message and I'll eventually find my way back.
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by: NeKo   (12/14/2004)

I'm off doing *looks around shiftily* stuff....
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