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by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2008)

Abandon hope! All is lost!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
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by: Burninhedgehog10 (06/12/2008)

Questions you KNOW you want to know:

1. Whats my purpose?

2. Whats the meaning of life?

and

3. Did video... actually EVER definitely kill the radio star?
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by: Korei Ryuu (06/09/2008)

"You can't make fun of the mentally handicapped"

I agree with you, because they have the strength of ten men. Which is equivalent to one chimpanzee. And that's why if you ever see a retarded chimpanzee, you turn and RUN.
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by: Korei Ryuu (06/08/2008)

:I

That means:
"That wasn't funny. Now shut up, Im trying to eat."
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by: v1rGO091894 (06/06/2008)

If you saw 5 men working on a rail road and the train was coming, and they didnt notice, you couldnt shout out to them, you couldnt signal them and there was a lever that switched the train route to where only one man was working on the rail road, would you pull the lever?

Now heres a twist: same 5 men working on the rail road, the trains coming,cant shout, cant signal, and your on a bridge looking down on this scene, next to you is a big guy that WILL stop the train(some how) by being hit by it, would you push the man over to stop the train?

9/10 people say yes, I would pull the lever and no, I would not push the big man. But why? The out come is the same: 5 men are saved and only one man dies. A brain scanner took pictures of people's brains when they said their answer and the pictures show that different parts of the brain work when asked would you pull the lever, and would you push the big man.
Strange, huh?
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by: Korei Ryuu (06/02/2008)

But shh... Let's just try and keep this on the.. just tell everybody you know.
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by: sjmman94 (06/02/2008)

|Y|O|U|T|U|B|E| my anti drug.
Wait a minute, youtube is my drug...
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by: WhittyKittyX3 (05/30/2008)

Ayu: *tickle!* ^^
Me: mmmm.. no

The great thing about online tickling is you can choose not to be.

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by: ILOVEU.NOT (05/30/2008)

Listen, I would really like to talk, but my brother is trying to kill me with his GI Joe and well, I'm fighting him with my supermodel Barbie. This will be a long night. Trust me. It is no funny thing when it comes to dolls.
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by: v1rGO091894 (05/26/2008)

Common Sense
-noun
1) The least common thing in the world
2) My worst enemy
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