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scott
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04/21/2005
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Roses are Redish, Violets are Bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!
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sunsweetie39856
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04/20/2005
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"i'm going to need you to move asap"
"did you just call me a sap?"
"asap...as soon as possible"
"well you're a sap now!"
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An Evil Bum
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04/17/2005
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Sleep-Over Party at a friend's...
24-pack of Red Bull - $25
3 stupid movies - $20
Too much candy to eat - $20
Waking up in the middle of the night to gossip and catching their parents having sex - *priceless*
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Sam
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04/05/2005
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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Sam
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04/05/2005
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If 90% of the people in the world don't have it, why do they call it common sense?
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laxatives!
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03/16/2005
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If you want to control your coughing, the best thing to do is take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be way too scared to cough!
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1,269
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frogsinmypants
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03/14/2005
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Nothing soothes the nerves like a human fetus in a clear, plastic bowling ball, sloshing around in amniotic fluid as it rolls down the alley...
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1,264
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Sam
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02/19/2005
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This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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1,254
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ImBehurr
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02/16/2005
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You know, I'm gonna make a 5,700 piece puzzle that says, "GO OUTSIDE".
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mandeeee
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02/13/2005
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Why is it that if something says
DO NOT EAT
on the packet it becomes extra tempting to eat?
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1,236
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