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by: scott (04/21/2005)

Roses are Redish, Violets are Bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!
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1,300 Clicks

by: sunsweetie39856 (04/20/2005)

"i'm going to need you to move asap"
"did you just call me a sap?"
"asap...as soon as possible"
"well you're a sap now!"
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1,301 Clicks

by: An Evil Bum (04/17/2005)

Sleep-Over Party at a friend's...
24-pack of Red Bull - $25
3 stupid movies - $20
Too much candy to eat - $20
Waking up in the middle of the night to gossip and catching their parents having sex - *priceless*
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1,300 Clicks

by: Sam (04/05/2005)

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
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1,300 Clicks

by: Sam (04/05/2005)

If 90% of the people in the world don't have it, why do they call it common sense?
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1,300 Clicks

by: laxatives! (03/16/2005)

If you want to control your coughing, the best thing to do is take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be way too scared to cough!
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1,300 Clicks

by: frogsinmypants (03/14/2005)

Nothing soothes the nerves like a human fetus in a clear, plastic bowling ball, sloshing around in amniotic fluid as it rolls down the alley...
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1,300 Clicks

by: Sam (02/19/2005)

This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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1,300 Clicks

by: ImBehurr (02/16/2005)

You know, I'm gonna make a 5,700 piece puzzle that says, "GO OUTSIDE".
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1,300 Clicks

by: mandeeee (02/13/2005)

Why is it that if something says DO NOT EAT on the packet it becomes extra tempting to eat?
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1,300 Clicks


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