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by: Und3rc0v3rAnge1 (05/30/2005)

Beauty is only a light switch away.
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by: Und3rc0v3rAnge1 (05/30/2005)

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
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by: Und3rc0v3rAnge1 (05/30/2005)

I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it.
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by: innocentkid73 (05/29/2005)

Who says a guy can't think a guy is hot? I'm a guy and I think I'm hot...
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1,236 Clicks

by: nu1b1aze (05/29/2005)

Go home! noobs....
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1,262 Clicks

by: atlantababy443 (05/29/2005)

If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote!
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1,267 Clicks

by: TheDroppedSoapBar (05/17/2005)

If gay people are fruits...then are straight people vegetables?
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1,268 Clicks

by: flibberdajibbet (05/17/2005)

Jesus used to be my co-pilot...but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him...
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1,252 Clicks

by: redsoxrulebaby5 (05/17/2005)

Are you physically retarded?
Do you wish you could get around better?
Then call the Scooter Store today!
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1,257 Clicks

by: lilsqueek21 (05/17/2005)

When I have a kid, I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and run around the mall looking frantic
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1,254 Clicks


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