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by: mijitdragun (05/31/2005)

My terrorist mom needs to book a flight.
...just kiddin'...she's not bookin a flight.
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by: Und3rc0v3rAnge1 (05/31/2005)

If I could be any kind of dog, I think I'd be one of those little yappy dogs, because while you're sitting there on the couch trying to sound real smart, I'm just yapping away. Just yappin' and yappin', and there's nothing you can do about it, because I live here.
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by: Lenvil (05/31/2005)

Fan: You Suck.
Vaccuum: Blow Me.
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by: letspartay09 (05/30/2005)

I'm like a super hero. Just with no powers or motivation.
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by: rancidrancid821 (05/30/2005)

Jesus saves sinners... and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!
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by: PiPP (05/30/2005)

"And so I ask the jury...is this the face of a mass murderer?"
--> :)

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by: Phoenix_Renewed (05/30/2005)

I'll NEVER understand why they cook on television...I can't smell it, can't eat it, can't taste it...and at the end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well here it is, you can't have any, GOODBYE!"
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by: who8myshoe (05/30/2005)

Today was the greatest day ever! A strange man let his little dog leave me a present on my lawn.
.:.Isn't that sweet.:.
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by: tropicaurf14 (05/30/2005)

Don't wish upon a falling star; you may be under it. Stars weigh a lot.
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by: psykk0e (05/30/2005)

Anarchists are full of shit. Don't get me wrong, I like the Clash as much as the next guy. But if they got their way and civilization as we know it crumbled, there would be total chaos with people running around and screaming in panic. You know what happens when people just run haphazardly like that? Scraped knees. No thanks, guys.
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