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by: vapor (12/06/2004)

Hey what's the deal with Native Americans getting so sensitive about the crayon color Indian Red? They say it's stereotyping their heritage. I don't care if you have crayons called Lazy Brown, Unemployed Black, Trailer Park Trash White, Cant Drive for Shit Yellow... just get over it!
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by: ChattyBritishGrl (02/07/2005)

Curiosity didn't kill the cat - curiosity made the kittens!
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by: u eat trees (11/07/2004)

I wish I could be a WonderBra. Squeezin' some chick's boobs all day is any man's dream!
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by: redsoxrulebaby5 (05/17/2005)

Are you physically retarded?
Do you wish you could get around better?
Then call the Scooter Store today!
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by: rancidrancid821 (05/30/2005)

Jesus saves sinners... and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!
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by: lilsqueek21 (05/17/2005)

When I have a kid, I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and run around the mall looking frantic
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by: Joseph (12/06/2004)

WWJD - World-Wide Jewish Domination!
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by: PiPP (05/30/2005)

"And so I ask the jury...is this the face of a mass murderer?"
--> :)

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by: Phoenix_Renewed (05/30/2005)

I'll NEVER understand why they cook on television...I can't smell it, can't eat it, can't taste it...and at the end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well here it is, you can't have any, GOODBYE!"
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by: who8myshoe (05/30/2005)

Today was the greatest day ever! A strange man let his little dog leave me a present on my lawn.
.:.Isn't that sweet.:.
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