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by: xxxrmossxxx (06/01/2005)

What happens when you turn on your headlights if you're driving at the speed of light?
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by: xxxrmossxxx (06/01/2005)

-If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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by: ShuukyuuTatsujin (06/01/2005)

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
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by: L0soccer21 (06/01/2005)

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
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by: Und3rc0v3rAnge1 (06/01/2005)

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
-Jack Handy
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by: cjs1592 (06/01/2005)

"My karma ran over my dogma."
-Bumper Sticker
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by: HappyMonkey450 (06/01/2005)

Come to the dark side.......We have cookies!
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by: nljesterkid (06/01/2005)

Give me Liberty or Give me a GIRAFFE!
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by: Kenny McKormek (05/31/2005)

It's all fun and games until someone opens a portal to HELL!
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by: Toast (05/31/2005)

Remember, if a bully ever wants to fight you, just get totally naked. I mean really, who's gonna fight someone butt-naked?
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