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by: coolm53   (07/05/2005)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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by: BirtDaCow44   (07/05/2005)

Look up, now look down, look up, undo your pants, now look down.
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by: bitch   (07/05/2005)

Who keeps all the coins at the bottom of wishing wells?
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by: Resistance   (07/05/2005)

"The bumble cannot fly"
According to the theory of aerodynamics, it may be readily demonstrated through laboratory tests and wind tunnel experiments, the bumble bee is unable to fly. This is because the size, weight, and shape of his body in relation to the total wing spread, makes flying impossible. However, the bumble bee, being ignorant of these profound scientific truths, goes ahead and flies anyway.
Has anyone said you couldn't fly?
~Unknown
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by: gskillet55   (07/04/2005)

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator. Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clip board, you are living the real American dream: Getting paid to think up fun things to do naked. Sure there's danger: vinyl chairs, sun burn, chafing... and lawn darts, completely out of the question. Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities that involve lots of bouncing and jiggling, and if that doesn't work, who cares, you're all naked. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, nudie boy, because we all know when the going gets tough, the tough get naked.
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by: boingboingwee   (07/04/2005)

Laughter is the best medicine, so if you see someone with broken ribs, make sure to tickle them!
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by: coolm53   (07/01/2005)

What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?
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by: Volpe   (06/30/2005)

Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
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by: Volpe   (06/30/2005)

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
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by: xxxrmossxxx   (06/20/2005)

If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go forever?
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