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by: 5ilovelauren5 (07/10/2005)

Never test the water with both feet!!!!
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by: Lady_LuV (07/08/2005)

Help me, %n , I've been diagnosed with a terrible case of sexlexia!
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by: Mr.McMrMic (07/08/2005)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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by: Lelu294 (07/08/2005)

If you're wondering where your kitchen knives are...never mind
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by: cutiepie08828 (07/08/2005)

Stop whining and start plotting revenge....
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by: Phat Joe (07/08/2005)

This isn't BURGER KING! You can't have it YOUR WAY!
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by: Exile (07/08/2005)

I'm so hot... I make the sun look bad.
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by: fruit (07/07/2005)

Birdie, Birdie, in the sky, why'd u drop that on my eye, smells like sugar, tastes like sap, OMG ITS BIRDIE CRAP!!
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by: Skechasgal86 (07/07/2005)

Why is it that the basic ice cream flavors are chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry? Why not vanilla, chocolate, and orange, or mango, or banana? I mean, did the person who invented ice cream really like strawberries or something? Out protesting against this.
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by: paintbal kid112 (07/07/2005)

remember the greeen, remember the grass, remember me or i'll kick your ass.
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