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by: Kizzle (07/24/2005)

Okay, so I'm working at Burger King, in the drive thru. I say to this woman, "Okay ma'am. That will be $3.75, please pull up." and she goes, "Where do I go?" Psh, 'where do you go?!' you follow the one freakin' lane you're in to me! No, you're gonna make a left, go to the Texaco station, go 5 1/2 miles south east, you're gonna see a guy in a yellow pancho, his name's Hank, he's going to lead you to the Whopper Lair. If you don't get there in 10 minutes, WE TAKE YOUR FOOD!!!
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by: sportygurl7 (07/22/2005)

Have you ever wondered why when you blow on a dog's face they turn their heads away, but when you put them in a car, they stick their heads out the window and drool down the side of your car door?
idk just a thought
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by: Master Of Disaster (07/18/2005)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if it's aimed right.
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by: ilervme564 (07/18/2005)

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then.. it hit me.
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by: tomboygirl83 (07/14/2005)

Gentlemen and boys, Darth vader invites you to the Darkside. See, you get to wear capes. Chicks dig the capes. Just ask Dath Vader himself. How the heck did he come across Padme? Did you ever ask yourself that?
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by: XInvertedXMindsX (07/14/2005)

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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by: AerosmithFreak24 (07/12/2005)

There is scientific evidence backing up the theory that talking to yourself is the first sign of mental disease.
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by: Anonymous (07/12/2005)

Did you consider HTDs last time you had an unprotected hug?
Next time, use a TrojHug.
(If hugs last longer than 4 hours, please contact your doctor. Side effects may include internal bleeding, loss of sight, loss of limbs, hallucination, manic disco dancing, or temporary death.)
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by: futballplaya989 (07/12/2005)

On a beggar's sign in New York City:
"Ninjas killed my family -- Need money for kung-fu lessons"
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by: hockeyleprachaun (07/10/2005)

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
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