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by: SHOOT BLINDLY (08/07/2005)

Honk if you love peace and quiet!
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by: skaterof91 (08/03/2005)

Cow: Moo!
Other Cow: You bastard! I was going to say that!
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1,246 Clicks

by: Burnout123987 (08/03/2005)

Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on a stick.
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by: MattMac2430 (08/03/2005)

If you think about it, a muffin is just a bald cupcake!
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1,275 Clicks

by: Leprechaunfreak (07/27/2005)

I love guns...staple guns, glue guns...
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by: Twone (07/27/2005)

Practice makes perfect, and perfect makes the less fortunate die inside.
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1,236 Clicks

by: glebs (07/27/2005)

At a card shop, they got a bunch of "get well soon" cards. Screw that. Get well NOW
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by: Shaved Beverage (07/27/2005)

*throws a brain-eating squid at you*
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by: azvdubluvr (07/24/2005)

Ever wonder what your dog is thinking when you're naked?
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by: CHEST_HAIR (07/24/2005)

Parents, did you know that if a teenager gets hugged everyday, it boosts their confidence? So if you see me hugging your teenage daughter I am only trying to help.
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