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by: SHOOT BLINDLY (08/08/2005)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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1,249 Clicks

by: OConnor109 (08/08/2005)

Welcome to Nuw Joyseey...
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1,236 Clicks

by: futballplaya989 (08/08/2005)

I'm so manly that I piss whiskey, sh*t gunpowder, and eat Steak Flakes drenched in gravy for breakfast before headbutting my front door and stomping barefoot across the remaining splinters for no apparent reason, after which I let out a manly roar and start the rest of my day with a heaping dose of ASS KICKERY! YEAAHHHH!
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1,287 Clicks

by: rabid guy (08/08/2005)

If Sauron is an all-seeing eye, can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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1,264 Clicks

by: skaterof91 (08/08/2005)

Books that never got published:
Curious George and the electric fence.
You're different and that's bad.
Toilet paper, eggs, and you're school.
Pop goes the hamster and other fun microwave games!
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1,272 Clicks

by: hono07 (08/08/2005)

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
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1,236 Clicks

by: hono07 (08/08/2005)

Go to other people's funerals or they won't go to yours. BrB
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1,247 Clicks

by: hono07 (08/08/2005)

It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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1,254 Clicks

by: evilhead (08/08/2005)

WARNING!
IF YOU HAVE RECIEVED THIS MESSAGE, YOU HAVE ABOUT 5 SECONDS BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR CAT UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A BRATWURST THROUGH YOUR RADIO!
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1,252 Clicks

by: L0soccer21 (08/08/2005)

I'm not going to heaven! All the good music is gonna be in hell!
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1,236 Clicks


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