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by: nukemjr (08/29/2005)

I found Jesus... where's my prize?
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by: FrisbeeMaster88 (08/29/2005)

This just in! The Vatican has collapsed and 200 Priests were killed.
Also just in, Child Molestation down 5%
BRB - Thank God im Jewish :-p
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by: Dillweed353 (08/28/2005)

...and that was the FIRST time they physically removed me from the petting zoo!
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by: facehead015 (08/21/2005)

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. :-p
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by: Supermnky122 (08/21/2005)

I hate when people ask:
Can I ask you a Question?
Didn't really give me a choice there, now did you Sunshine?
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by: jb86pit (08/21/2005)

I went to the store to buy candle holders, but they were all out, so I bought a cake...
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by: Anonymous (08/14/2005)

Imagine whirled peas.
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by: Dot (08/14/2005)

My away message says I'm special :)
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by: Dot (08/14/2005)

As far as we Americans know, Osama Bin Laden could, quite possibly, be right here in New York, posing as a cab driver, and we'd never know.
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by: glebs (08/14/2005)

Can't get a hold of me? Have you checked your blind spot?
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