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by: beckhambend21 (09/25/2005)

Away messages pfft..... Who needs 'em.
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by: duvey169 (09/20/2005)

You know, Monday is celebrated as the worst day of the week. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday has the best television, Friday is the last day of the week, Saturday and Sunday are the weekend. What does Tuesday get? Not a damn thing. Poor Tuesday.
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by: Scarfacealmighty (09/20/2005)

During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement... and wait for kids to run by and try to kick them over.
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by: 101isuq (09/20/2005)

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmallows, which are like the same thing.
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by: yippydawg113 (09/20/2005)

i like big butts in a can that lie...
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by: captianstern (09/20/2005)

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE AHHHHHH!
::colors outside of lines in coloring book::
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by: Djman (09/08/2005)

I finally have an indoor pool! Thanks Katrina!
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by: TheDudePerson (09/07/2005)

If I had a nickel for every time I got a nickel, I'd have a lot of nickels.
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by: glebs (09/07/2005)

What's the big deal about motivation? If you ask me, we need to be a little less motivated. It's the people that are motivated that are causing all the problems. Corporate crooks, serial killers, child molesters, religious extremists, pop singers. These people are highly motivated.
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by: Skitzo (09/07/2005)

Imagine the world in a giant airless vacuum. Paper would fall like rocks! LEAVES WOULD FALL LIKE BOMBS!!
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