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by: Hetz (10/04/2005)

If it's illegal to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
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by: thelankyjohn (10/04/2005)

AIM: The internet's answer to the dorm door white board. It keeps you in the know where your people are going to.
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by: redneck (10/04/2005)

Hey GreenDay, September ended!
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by: Djman (10/04/2005)

I'm staying a Catholic! You might be laughing now but what do you think will happen to you when Jesus Christ saves us all, huh!?! Ya that's right, Hell! So you will be burning in pits of doom while I drink Orange Soda in heaven!
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by: excessivetalk (09/27/2005)

You laughable sack of cute leprosy scabs!!!
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by: cheetahbabe85 (09/26/2005)

I need a new body...because I'm ripped.
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by: cheetahbabe85 (09/26/2005)

Someone give me a bandaid..because I'm cut.
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by: cheetahbabe85 (09/26/2005)

Got your tickets to the gun show? *flexes arms*
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by: futballplaya989 (09/25/2005)

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
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by: last years h3ro (09/25/2005)

::James Bond Music::
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