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by: aliabercrombie2 (12/06/2005)

It is winter, there is snow, but where is my wonderland?
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by: Unknown (12/06/2005)

If dolphins are so smart, then why do they live in igloos?
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by: Djman (12/06/2005)

Sometimes.. I sit in bed at night and wonder.. what ever happened to "Yo Daddy" jokes?
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1,236 Clicks

by: Waldoughe (12/06/2005)

By day I'm a normal boy. By night, I'm an Australian transvestite hooker.
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by: anacondamaster41 (12/06/2005)

Have you ever felt soo bored its like . . . BLUGHH . . . . . . well i havent . . . yeahh . . . good luck with that!
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by: how do you spell "anonymous?" (12/05/2005)

BURGER COMMIE:
Have it OUR way.
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by: Smallteen11358 (12/05/2005)

I love dogs, they go good with ketchup.
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by: matt@matt (11/30/2005)

I used to think I was a man trapped in a woman's body, then I was born.
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by: buddy93 (11/28/2005)

Sorry, I am being chased by 6 penguins and they seem to want my Butterfinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after i run them over with my Barbie car.
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by: insano (11/28/2005)

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
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