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by: dawiteshak (12/17/2005)

Having a staring contest with a picture... *BLINK* "dammit!!!!!"
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by: Hetz (12/17/2005)

I'm away doing the snow-dance and praying for a snow day. bbl
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by: CrazyPretty (12/17/2005)

The grundle is the prime piece of real estate between scrotumburg and anusville...
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by: flamingramma08 (12/11/2005)

I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
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by: dawiteshak (12/11/2005)

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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by: dawiteshak (12/08/2005)

Do you think you're an idiot?
Do you sometimes find yourself blurting out words such as "watermelon", "kuhblam", or even "muffin"? Then you or someone you know might be suffering from STUPIDITY. STUPIDITY is a pretty common disease that can be passed on by hanging out with other STUPID people. Many people go through life having STUPIDITY without even knowing it. Although there are many hints to it like repeating the third grade until you have a mustache or becoming the first non-retarded person to place last in the "Special Olympics". The main reason someone wouldn't know they were suffering from STUPIDITY is because STUPID people are STUPID, and STUPIDITY causes people not to understand those blatant "hints". Please, help this cause to stop STUPIDITY. For more information on fighting/advocating STUPIDITY please visit www.isRetarded.com. Thank you.
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by: Cameron (12/08/2005)

Imagine a vending machine that sells vending machines.
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by: andy (12/08/2005)

For once i'm NOT peeing on a snowman...
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by: ydoublockme (12/07/2005)

Small potatoes make the steak look bigger
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by: Chupathang117 (12/06/2005)

Life is like a gummy bear. If you put it in your pocket and it goes through the wash, it gets all icky and you don't want to eat it anymore.
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