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by: dawiteshak   (12/24/2005)

Fruit Loops are like GAY Cheerios.
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by: ncredablehunk27   (12/24/2005)

Do you like to put the peanut butter on first??? Or are you one of those people that start w/ the jelly?!
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by: Kara   (12/24/2005)

brb ..
Santa, if your reading this ..
that reindeer shot itself I swear!
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by: buddy93   (12/19/2005)

Don't die, it's not healthy.
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by: FreakinPRplaya   (12/19/2005)

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
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by: IamImpulse   (12/19/2005)

Madness takes it Toll
Please have exact change.
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by: Cameron Snell   (12/19/2005)

To make any animal mythical all you have to do is add wings to it...
A horse becomes a Pegasus,
A lion becomes a Griffin,
And a hawk becomes a Double Hawk.
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by: Penguins rock!!   (12/17/2005)

Dear Santa, For Christmas, I would like a penguin eating pie on a carousel while a two-headed bear eating an apple riding a unicycle attempts to front-flip over the barbie cars..... or a butterfinger.
Thanx,
Batman
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by: Kenacious K   (12/17/2005)

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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by: funkiemonkie238   (12/17/2005)

My Christmast List:
1. Blue MegaMan
2. MegaMan Malibu Beach House
3. MegaMan Totally Fabulous Accessory Kit
4. Pink MegaMan Malibu Cruiser
5. MegaMan Malibu Death Machine
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