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by: ty (12/31/2005)

I'm about as happy as a poor kid on Christmas. :(
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by: da944 (12/31/2005)

Imagine the Jeopardy music inside an elevator.
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by: bathingindreams (12/31/2005)

Damn it Billy, take those yard knomes off your head and stop acting like a stalker.
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by: futballplaya989 (12/31/2005)

I don't just have issues, I've got a whole subscription.
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by: Jrart1 (12/27/2005)

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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by: cvmiddleline09 (12/27/2005)

Down in the southern hemisphere making sure that the small African Swallows do not use the quick and fearless nest making capabilities to take over human life as we know it. BRB.....
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by: hi! (12/27/2005)

Isn't Santa kinda creepy? I mean really, think about it, if you rearrange the letters of Santa, ya get SATAN!! I would take a bucket of ice water and a horseshoe and wait for him to come down your chimney! (Instructions: dump water on Santa/Satan then throw horseshoe at his head. If this fails, kill yourself; it's better than being pierced with that weird pointy thing of his!)
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by: cheetahbabe85 (12/27/2005)

Crazy?
I used to be crazy. They put me in a room full of rubber rats.
Rats?
I hate rats. They drive me crazy.
Crazy?
I used to be crazy. They put me in a room full of rubber rats.
Rats?
I hate rats. They drive me crazy.
Crazy?
I used to be crazy. They put me in a room full of rubber rats.
Rats?
I hate rats. They drive me crazy.
Crazy?
I used to be crazy. They put me in a room full of rubber rats.
Rats?
I hate rats. They drive me crazy.
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by: dawiteshak (12/27/2005)

What am I gonna do with all this junk? All this junk inside my trunk?
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by: dan21993 (12/24/2005)

Pakistan's Supreme Court Extends Kite Ban DECEMBER 10, 2005 Pakistan's Supreme Court has extended a ban on making, selling and flying kites that it imposed two months ago after ruling that the sport has become increasingly deadly, an official said Saturday.
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