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by: Shane (01/22/2006)

I believe..... that the way to man's heart is not through his stomach..... it's a little further south.
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by: Cubanwhip (01/22/2006)

I will make you taste oblivion, which tastes like Red Bull, which tastes nasty.
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by: jetty (01/10/2006)

I made the money like a pro but then a starfish jacked me for my ID. Next time, I'm counting my coins and travelling by train.
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by: futballplaya989 (01/10/2006)

IMPEACH PEDRO!
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by: Jamie6913666 (01/10/2006)

OMG!!! The dust bunnies from my living rom are planning an attack on the dust bunnies in my bedroom!!!.....i'll BrB....
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by: bondage (01/10/2006)

My Anger Management class PISSES ME OFF!!!!!
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by: doomaster (01/10/2006)

"It's cheese you can listen to outside!"
"Portable Cheese?"
"Yeah!!"
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by: Korei Ryuu (01/10/2006)

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
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by: Korei Ryuu (01/10/2006)

How dumb are we to be the most technologically advanced country in the history of mankind to live without an O-zone layer; We have men, we have rockets, we have saran wrap... Fix It!!
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by: forth_cloud27 (01/04/2006)

@(o0O)@ crazy koala
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