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by: Korei Ryuu (08/20/2008)

And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth, and got... A toaster.
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by: ryanranger4 (08/20/2008)

You're a Towel.
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by: ryanranger4 (08/20/2008)

Access Denied.
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by: take a chance239 (08/10/2008)

Why is it that the police never think it's as funny as you do?
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by: jreybrouck1021 (08/02/2008)

I dont bond very well, I'm not freaking glue!!
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by: macx7x (07/21/2008)

Arty Farty had a party
All the farts were there,
Tooty Fruity let a beauty,
and everyone left for air.
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by: Hazardousmuffin (07/17/2008)

User: %n. Updates available. Please restart computer.
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by: bored2death (07/17/2008)

STFU! OMG WTF?! AFK... BRB TTYL
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by: nekokazekage (07/12/2008)

Kid:*puts cherry in mouth,ties knot*

Kid's Mother:You're going to make a girl very happy..
Kid's Friend:Psh, give me five and I'll make a ferris wheel.
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1,300 Clicks

by: chicacaliente<3 (07/12/2008)

My cooler is cooler than your cooler!!
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1,300 Clicks


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