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by: Tommy   (02/22/2006)

Ya know when you're at the mall and you look at the directory! Ya know that lil dot that says 'You are here'. Don't you find it a lil scary that the mall knows where you are?
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by: bjij123   (02/22/2006)

Penguins are black and white. Some old tv shows are black and white. Therefore, Some penguins are old TV shows.

Logic: Another thing I am not good at.
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by: ya_lets_go_with_that   (02/22/2006)

Did you know that as we speak semi's are being flipped over by squirrels placing acorns on the road? That all the little kids that watch "Elmo's World" are being sent subliminal messages telling them to join Elmo's Army? It's true. Yes, Elmo is an evil, possessed toy that got kicked off Sesame Street for his language, rude hand gestures and much, much more. As of my knowledge, he is attempting to take over the world with his army. But do not fret, he will lose all of his followers before 5pm tonight. Why? Everyone in his army has to go home then! As for the squirrels... just make them road kill....
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by: Hetz   (02/19/2006)

Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food? I've gone to find the answer. bbl
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by: STXlacrosseGIRL9   (02/19/2006)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
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by: grenadejumper38   (02/09/2006)

Strapping myself to a chair and burning myself with lit cigarettes.
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by: anyonomous   (02/01/2006)

Sitting staring at the wall...... WOO-HOO, PARTAY!!
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by: Fry   (01/22/2006)

Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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by: macmarge   (01/22/2006)

Teacher: You all need to strive to go as far as you can see.
Student: You know, you're teaching a blind class...
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by: Shane   (01/22/2006)

I believe..... That anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
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