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by: Bradbury (03/10/2006)

I could be a millionaire... really, I thought of double stuffed oreos way before they were invented..
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by: I am amazing (03/07/2006)

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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by: Nayqueen11 (03/06/2006)

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid! But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty.
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by: silasvsky (03/02/2006)

Don't you think it's kind of unusual how black history month is the shortest month of the year?
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by: humanshield136 (03/02/2006)

If I ever become a waiter the first thing that I will say to my customer is.... 'you just got served.'
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by: HottToast! (03/02/2006)

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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by: HottToast! (03/02/2006)

People photocopying their butts is the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.
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by: macmarge (03/01/2006)

I like tuna,
I like liver,
I like chicken,
please deliver!
... one message for when I get back!
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by: cakie (02/23/2006)

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
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by: Oda Tenke (02/22/2006)

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
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