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by: sez i say no (03/27/2006)

I'd like to tell you about my good friend Dr. Tran. He likes gumdrops and long walks on the beach... He also likes lollipops and dancing in his socks..... and KARATE! FWATCHA! U just hot owned by Dr. Tran and his team of super ninjas!
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by: dookielovesrock (03/27/2006)

I'm not completly useless; I can be used as a bad example!
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by: OdDbAlL (03/27/2006)

I can tell the future..... oh don't you even think about that!
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by: waynedragon (03/26/2006)

Bungee Jumping:
Who the hell came up with that idea!?
You jump off
With a rope attached to your leg.
Thats like hanging yourself.
But in reverse.
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by: Hey YOU! (03/25/2006)

Away Messages at GoneBuddy are freaking RETARDED! I LOVE THEM!
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by: italianjob626 (03/22/2006)

I have a six pack



...of jelly rolls
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by: cheetahbabe85 (03/19/2006)

Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
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by: HottToast (03/19/2006)

I HATE PEOPLE WHO:

Say something is "always in the last place you look." Of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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by: irish babe (03/12/2006)

That's me unlucky charms, they're tragically delicious!
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by: splooshie2010 (03/12/2006)

"I bet it's moments like these that decent, ordinary people SNAP and become cold-blooded murderers!"
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