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by: trublondeforever (04/17/2006)

I got arrested at the zoo...for unleashing these pythons *flexes*
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by: TheSilentDog (04/17/2006)

Life is like a big boring cookie, with little rainbow sprinkles of exceitment.
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by: forgoodorforevil (04/17/2006)

Quick World Domination Scheme #42

First, you either bomb China or shut down the factories. When America realizes there's no plastic toys in their happy meals, there will be complete anarchy! During this chaos we tell the people that we have plastic toys, they must follow us. They will follow. Very easily we take over Canada, and grow in power, more followers. The world will notice our threat. Tell the followers that the plastic toys are still in China, we take over, since they have no more industries. The rest of the world will $h!t their pants and surrender!
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by: globe552 (04/17/2006)

My parents loved me dearly when I was a child. My bath toys were toasters and hair dryers.
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by: uncertified gangsta (04/07/2006)

First I'm teaching a chicken how to tap-dance. Then I've gotta go blow up Mars and Jupiter (son of a b*tch aliens). Then I've gotta go help old ladies cross the street and then take my anger out on Mr. Fluffykins. So I'll be back whenever. Yeah.
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by: bondage (04/07/2006)

Did you know that Embargo spelled backwards is O grab me?
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by: Adamsk8tur (03/30/2006)

I think that if the Boogey Man lives under your bed you should charge him rent.
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by: dark_hott_image (03/30/2006)

I DONT WANT YO DAMN COOKIES!
*DoOr SlAmS*
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by: mel (03/30/2006)

When I die, I want to be burried upside-down so everyone I hate can kiss my ass.
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by: mighty meh! (03/30/2006)

The statement below is true.




The above statement is false.
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