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by: pyro682 † (04/30/2006)

Wait... Time out.... if a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage negotiation?
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by: HottToast † (04/30/2006)

PEOPLE WHO BUG ME:
The people who insist on repeating jokes they canít remember, even though they laugh through the whole thing and canít deliver the punch-line.
~you know who you are.
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by: forgoodorforevil † (04/29/2006)

|D|R|U|G|S| my anti-drug.
err... wait a second...
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by: grymreaper325 † (04/29/2006)

You know what, DON'T drop it like it's hot.
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by: Eagles308 † (04/28/2006)

Did you know, that if you skip three anger management classes, you can buy a gun with the money you saved. BRB, I gotta lotta guns to buy.
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by: superalockhart † (04/26/2006)

I don't know whether to kill myself, or go bowling.
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by: pyro682 † (04/26/2006)

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
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by: bondage † (04/24/2006)

Did you know that embargo spelled backwards is 'O grab me'?
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by: Fractal Mind † (04/24/2006)

Off robbing someones train of thought. BrB
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by: kid † (04/19/2006)

Please do not throw Cigarettes in the urinal...

It makes them very soggy and hard to light!
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