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by: waynedragon (05/04/2006)

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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by: musicfreak1120 (05/04/2006)

The glass isn't half empty or half full...
Just twice as big as it needs to be.
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1,257 Clicks

by: cutiepie101 (05/03/2006)

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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1,236 Clicks

by: PoopedyPants (05/02/2006)

Meet Bob!
Bob likes you.
Bob likes sharp things.
I suggest you run from Bob.
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1,257 Clicks

by: boneytoney927 (04/30/2006)

Life Lesson #8647:
Never chew gum and try to blow in your DVD player to clean it. The results can put you in a "sticky" situation.
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1,281 Clicks

by: ronperonuwm (04/30/2006)

Because most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks, then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission. You look good you feel good, you're going great, and all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln Center and bang, you get hit by a bus. And then, maybe, you die.
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1,417 Clicks

by: killerknome85 (04/30/2006)

Crying..... because killer zombie monkeys are afraid of salt.
and, my girlfriend is a lesbian, I failed algebra, and my new xbox 360 got jacked as I walked out of Wal-Mart.
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1,297 Clicks

by: waynedragon (04/30/2006)

I am not a cleptomaniac...
I realize this is your wallet!
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1,278 Clicks

by: TayTay (04/30/2006)

Top 10 Kids Books You'll Never See
1. You Were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. Some KIttens Can Fly!
4. The Little SIssy who Snitched
5.Daddy's New Wife Timothy
6.The Pop-up Book of Human Anantomy
7.You're Different and that's Bad
8. Pop! Goes the Hamster...and Other Fun Microwave Games!
9. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
and Last but not least...
10. Bi-Curious George
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1,406 Clicks

by: SexiJammies (04/30/2006)

I'm away.. OMG! Don't make me go all "Rubber Ducky" on your ass...cuz...cuz I WILL!
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1,261 Clicks


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