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by: xStereo (05/23/2006)

"It has served us well, this myth of Christ."
-Pope Leo X
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by: Constapatedape (05/23/2006)

They're coming to take me away HAHA They're coming to take me away HAHA To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
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by: HottToast (05/21/2006)

PEOPLE WHO BUG ME:
The people who insist on making acronyms, and then sticking the word back on the end. An example, the "HWB Book", or the "Home Work Book Book".
You're already wasting your breath talking to me, is saying the whole word out really going to kill you!?!?
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by: RandomTask (05/17/2006)

Different ways to pick your nose!

DEEP SALVAGE PICK:Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
UTENCIL PICK:When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.
EXTRA PICK:When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.
DEPRESSION PICK:When you're sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.
PICK A LOT:What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.
KIDDIE PICK:When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom.
And the best part is, there's no time limit!
CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK:When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
FAKE NOSE SCRATCH:When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT:You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.
SUPRISE PICKINGS:When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
AUTOPICK:The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting.
PICK YOUR BRAINS:Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.
PICK AND SAVE:When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
PICK AND FLICK:Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.
PICK AND STICK:You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
PIPE CLEANER PICK:The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.
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by: Dot (05/13/2006)

Suicide is a crime that should be punishable by death.
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by: sexxy2dope (05/13/2006)

tis the season to be jolly
falalalalalalalalala
give me cash or ill never stop singing
falalalalalalalalala
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by: dallasdk22 (05/13/2006)

Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish... Ignore all questions
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by: Kenacious K (05/10/2006)

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
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by: grrsggdgsdf (05/04/2006)

WTF = Went To France
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by: jadedpigeon718 (05/04/2006)

AND THE LORD SAID LET THERE BE TACKY!!! ...thus my wardrobe was created.
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