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by: DaRKeRDuDe555 (06/10/2006)

Bored, with a capital B. What the hell, the whole thing can be capitalized, i don't care!
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by: RandomTask (06/10/2006)

I'm not a bad kid




I just have a demon inside me
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by: moneyman677799 (06/08/2006)

first u call kfc. u say do u have chicken. they obviosly will say yes. say do u have the chinese chicken. they say no. say u have no chickity china the chinese chicken. say it really fast. they say wat. say u have a drumstick and ur brain starts clickin.if they say no hang up. then call a diffrent place and say the same thing
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by: rabid midget (06/05/2006)

Things To Do In A Crowded Elevator:
1) Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.
3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.
8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
9) Shave.
10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
16) One word: Flatulence!
17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
18) Do Tai Chi exercises.
19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
21) Give religious tracts to each passenger.
22) Meow occasionally.
29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
30) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
31) Leave a box between the doors.
32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
34) Start a sing-along.
35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
36) Play the harmonica.
46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.
54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fuqin headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"
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by: Oscar Meyer aint got nutin on this (06/05/2006)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm Schizophrenic,
And I am too
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by: WatkinsGlenBaller (05/30/2006)

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. Put this in your profile if you like bagels.
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by: bondage (05/30/2006)

I could never be a cartoon..wearing the same thing every single day just doesn't appeal to me.
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by: flubberyfishies (05/26/2006)

The ? that's been on everyone's mind:
What cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

Answer: I'm gonna drag him to a dark alley and lay him in the middle of it, find a hobo and tell him to stay in the alley and give him socks although the cops might take them from him when they find the corpse lying beside him...but hell, the hobo lives on the streets and he would get full cothing in jail and a meal 3 times a day for the rest of his life....Shit i want to go to jail now!!!!! That's more food than my mom feeds me now!!! That Bitch!!
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by: neddyt (05/23/2006)

If it weren't for Lewis and Clark, Mexicans would be running all over America, and we'd be as poor as Colombia...Just think about that...
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by: RandomTask (05/23/2006)

Parents For Sale: Buy one get one free
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