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by: titansmlb102 (07/09/2006)

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
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by: Supermnky122 (07/09/2006)

Country+Rap=Crap
Think about it Kids
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by: Jake Himself (07/06/2006)

Why do they call him Smokey when they're trying to prevent wildfires? He causes them and blames it on us (roll me another blunt, Smokester)
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by: KobeAgain (07/06/2006)

I'm out like a Ford in tug-o-war
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by: el_chupacabre (07/06/2006)

Only you can prevent forest fires...
I obviously can't...
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by: timmyj123 (07/06/2006)

Is God a virgin? Can God even have sex? If so, what is God? The shovel or the pot hole? How long can God go for? Can God go forever? In Heaven can you have sex if you can do whatever you want? In Hell can you? If so, In Hell is it instant bust? Is praying just a technique for sex when we get on our knees?

Well I'm praying, STANDING UP! and asking God about his pimpin....brb

A God Dammit Production
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1,350 Clicks

by: skillet (07/01/2006)

Run for the border... they have Tacos and Burritos!!!
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1,257 Clicks

by: TheDepthsOfHell (06/28/2006)

Apparently, drugs kill people. But so do cars and you dont see anybody trying to get them off the street, do you?
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by: xo MADDi (06/28/2006)

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. If you are the 2% that hasn't...





What? Do you want a cookie or something?
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1,255 Clicks

by: BlackMark (06/28/2006)

Holy homosexuality Batman! You're too close to me!
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