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by: andy (12/08/2005)

For once i'm NOT peeing on a snowman...
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by: macmarge (01/22/2006)

Teacher: You all need to strive to go as far as you can see.
Student: You know, you're teaching a blind class...
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by: Dipschnit (10/20/2006)

I'm only vulnerable if my away message is down.
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by: Shane (01/22/2006)

I believe..... That anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process.
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by: xoxsoccerrox (09/06/2006)

I'm off to see the wizard.
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by: Jon Ace (03/03/2007)

Some Emoticons of the Internet:
>_> <_< - Shifty Eyes
o_o - Calm / Small Stare
O_O - Shocked / Surprised / Big Stare
@_@ - Addicted / Crazy Stare / Extremely Shocked / "I need this."
^_^ - Happy
v_v - Sad
_ - Small Angry
_ - Big Angry
^_~ / ~_^ - "Wink"
and last, but not least:
(> ^_( >O_O)>
Self-Explanitory

(AFK)
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by: futballplaya989 (12/31/2005)

I don't just have issues, I've got a whole subscription.
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by: ~Sherbert~ (12/12/2006)

In a world full of Ding Dong's, Ho Ho's, and Twinkies, only one thing's true. We all have cream filling.
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by: grenadejumper38 (02/09/2006)

Strapping myself to a chair and burning myself with lit cigarettes.
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by: sw2010im (07/19/2007)

College kids will have sex with anybody and everybody, but when it comes to beer pong they make damn sure that they wash that ball off before it goes in the cup!
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