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by: Burninhedgehog10 (08/16/2006)

You know what i hate? People who like phones. Stupid ninja monkeys!!!!!!
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by: palmer1309 (08/16/2006)

my mother told me i have a dirty mind .......


......soooo now i'm standing in the bathroom scrubbing my head with a brillo pad...........

.........bbl
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by: supercutie787 (08/16/2006)

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.
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by: supercutie787 (08/16/2006)

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
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by: ALKY (08/05/2006)

I ate some bugs.
I ate some grass.
I used my hand,
to whipe my....tears
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by: Mr Matt (08/04/2006)

Tired of gettin stopped all the time? Get bak at the cops by annoying them:
- Ask to see his gun.
- When he frisks you, say "You missed a spot", and grin
- When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
- Say out loud "Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!"
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by: *twich twich* ...what (08/04/2006)

I used to listen to my parents but the stranger w/ candy had better advice...
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by: BlackMark (08/02/2006)

67% of One Hour Photo employees have devoloped photos of naked couples.
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by: timmyj123 (08/02/2006)

Why is it that we celebrate this holiday? Is it the 8 burning candles? Or is the candy we get from wearing ridiculous masks? Well to me its more than old peter cotton tail hoppin down the bunny trail its the hearts, the voting, and most importantly, the birth of Santa
Happy Kwanza everyone...Don't fill yourself too much on turkey...save some for Arbor Day!
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by: HappyMonkey450 (08/02/2006)

Where exactly in "Humpty Dumpty" does it say he's an egg? For all we know he could have been a plate or a vase. Think about it till I get back.
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