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by: Poet4life (09/06/2006)

No one mournes the Wicked?? OH SHIT!
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by: Korei Ryuu (09/06/2006)

I'm a gerbil. And I'm proud to be a gerbil. And as a gerbil I've seen some good times, and I've seen some bad times. These, my friends, these are the worst of times. An evil, black angled shaped cloud hovers above us. It is filled with the acid rain of gerbil hatred. It's thunder is the maniacal laughter of those that find gerbil death amusing. It's lightning strikes our tracts of helpless warriors with lethal, demon microwaves! My people, our people, are systematically being led to slaughter by a false, eye-defiling cow-worshiping, heathen-devil-pagan! His name, is Joe Cartoon; gerbil genocide is his intention. Up until now, our response has been, "Bite Me"...."Who's Your Daddy?" People, this is a sick, pathetic, sadistic madman. Name calling: don't do nothing.
I, for one, am tired of talking. I, for one, am gonna let my piece do my talking!

I, for one, am gonna blow a couple caps, in Joe Cartoon's ass! Deep down inside every one of you, you know full-well that this is our only resort! We have a right in this country to defend ourselves from jeopardy! I'm gonna blow a couple caps in his ass! Yeah! Who's with me?!

-Mr. Gerbil's Genocide Speech
-Joe Cartoon
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by: lesanx77 (09/06/2006)

on the second day, god created the bolt-action rifle, so man could hunt the dinosaurs......and the homosexuals
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by: Mr Matt (09/06/2006)

The Unanswered Questions of the World:

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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by: BLUDUDE911 (08/23/2006)

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by: OhJeezItsAlicia (08/23/2006)

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
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by: xponiex (08/23/2006)

If my house was on fire my friends would most likely be flirting with the fireman or roasting marshmallows
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by: Korei Ryuu (08/23/2006)

OMG!!1!!11one!11one!!one!1!one
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by: SecretAgentMXC (08/16/2006)

I bet I can shove more firecrackers in my mouth than you can!
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by: Startaro (08/16/2006)

Yay! Dying tickles!
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