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by: MoreCowbell10389 (10/20/2006)

"I'm not here right now, until I come back, here's some insightful teachings of the great Chinese philosopher Confucius until I return:"
Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean.
Things that are done, it is needless to speak about; things that are past, it is needless to blame.
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Do not do onto others that you would not want others to do onto you.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
We should feel sorrow, but not sink under its oppression.
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
"My personal favorite:"
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
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by: J Schwab (10/04/2006)

If you were on a deserted island and could only bring one thing what would it be?


If you didn't say a boat then don't bother IMing me
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by: DeadmanTaker (10/04/2006)

Sometimes men wear stretchy pants in their room, just for fun
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by: Glock37.45Gap (09/28/2006)

Look below to see what you have won!!
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by: shoto604 (09/28/2006)

The difference between rude and crude: rude is when you throw your underwear aginst the wall... crude is when they stick.
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by: TTadamichi (09/28/2006)

To my Friends:

When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.
I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain God.

When you fall
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath.
I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.
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by: Eskimoboy5000 (09/19/2006)

On that night I died
They all thought I committed suicide
Turns out it was a double homicide
Acted out by that demon inside
A man with hair as dark as night
His hatred plagues the land with plight
This abomination is a hideous sight
His darkness is a terrible blight
On that night the angel warned
Of the impending hellish storm
That would bring about
A terrible drought
Of light in the land
It was to be by my hand
On that night he died
They thought it was a suicide
I committed a double homicide
He and that angel died
Committed by me, that demon once inside
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by: Jake Himself (09/19/2006)

THE ASIANS HAVE BROKEN OUT OF MY BASEMENT!!!
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by: xoxsoccerrox (09/06/2006)

I'm off to see the wizard.
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by: macmarge (09/06/2006)

Nani-nani-boo-boo! I RAN AWAY FROM YOU!
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