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by: TTadamichi   (03/03/2007)

Sometimes it is entirely appropriate to kill a fly with a sledge hammer.
--Major Holdridge
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by: Sh4rp13 0wn4g3   (02/15/2007)

Mullets, business in the front, party in the back.
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by: SweetRockerdude   (01/16/2007)

Your message could not be confirmed. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
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by: jimmymailman1010   (01/16/2007)

When people hand out flyers to you on the street, it's like they're saying, "Here, YOU throw this away."
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by: rabid guy   (01/16/2007)

FACT: sewers have big spinning blades to slice up large trash like cans and other stuff. finding nemo got this wrong. if they were factual, the movie would have been called grinding nemo.
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by: csilva24   (01/16/2007)

Can you imagine what it'd be like if fish ruled the world? Would they go to the people store, buy a bag of people, put us in a tank of air, sprinkle slices of pizza down on us, then watch us from their water filled houses?
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by: Korei Ryuu   (01/16/2007)

It's not who you know, but what you know about whom.
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by: neddyt   (01/16/2007)

Did u know that you have a better chance of being killed by a vending machine then by a shark?
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by: windswhisper4me   (12/18/2006)

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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by: ~Sherbert~   (12/12/2006)

In a world full of Ding Dong's, Ho Ho's, and Twinkies, only one thing's true. We all have cream filling.
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