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by: Caboose   (04/11/2007)

I hate the people who sign onto AOL, and then instantly go away. When you sign on you're telling the world. I'M HERE BITCH! And it's especially annoying when people log on, go away, and sign off. However the most annoying is the person who does this "iPod &&& sleeping, school tom. <3 call me if you need me" WTF? Does iPod have a significance? And I DOUBT anyone will be viewing your away message before & after 11 PM.
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by: gelfling1188   (04/11/2007)

I'm in ur macaronis, warmin my feetz.
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by: badboyjr590   (04/10/2007)

You know that little voice in your mind that tells you when your doing somthing wrong?.......

Mine was kidnapped by a lawn gnome.
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by: cooliofoshow   (04/10/2007)

im so gangster i carry a squirt gun. now peace out all my homies and home girls. stay out of jail and BYE
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by: cheese0doodle   (04/09/2007)

To Become Old and Wise, You Must be Young and Stupid
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by: BlackMark   (04/09/2007)

Smart people are dumb.
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by: skillzthatkillz007   (04/09/2007)

if you lie about lying are you still lying?
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by: Jon Ace   (03/03/2007)

Some Emoticons of the Internet:
>_> <_< - Shifty Eyes
o_o - Calm / Small Stare
O_O - Shocked / Surprised / Big Stare
@_@ - Addicted / Crazy Stare / Extremely Shocked / "I need this."
^_^ - Happy
v_v - Sad
ò_ó - Small Angry
Ò_Ó - Big Angry
^_~ / ~_^ - "Wink"
and last, but not least:
(> ^_( >O_O)>
Self-Explanitory

(AFK)
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by: endlessembrace   (03/03/2007)

OH MY GOD! *points to left*
No really, IT'S HIM!
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by: supercutie787   (03/03/2007)

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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