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by: Jake Himself (06/07/2007)

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
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by: Jake Himself (06/07/2007)

Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
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by: Jake Himself (05/31/2007)

I would love to be Jerry Springer, starting trouble with other people to make them mad at their friends and crap.
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by: chelzy609 (05/31/2007)

If a word in the dictionary is spelled wrong, how would we know???
....BBL...
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by: chelzy609 (05/22/2007)

We don't need drugs....... we're naturally retarded! :]
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by: CCrew B231 (05/22/2007)

Crunchy Peanuts Soar, Over Chocolate Covered Mountain tops, And Waterfals of Car-a-mel! Prancing Nougat Through the Meadows Sings a song of satisfaction To the world!
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by: lookout rX (05/07/2007)

Rhetorics...
-How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
-What if there were no hypothetical situations?
-How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
-What is the speed of darkness?
-How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
-Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
-Why is there Braille on drive-through bank machines?
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-Will your answer to this question be no? Is there another word for synonym?
-Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
-Why is a boxing ring square?
-How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
-Why do noses run, and feet smell?
-Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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by: Anonymous (05/07/2007)

If you don't believe God has a sense of humor...go to Walmart and look at people...
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by: vmdawg18 (05/07/2007)

When I was 2, I got my first tooth...When I was 3, I rode my first bike...When I was 6, I lost my first tooth...When I was 7, I got Chicken Pox...When I was 8, I kissed my first girl...When I was 11, I had my first girlfriend...When I was 15, I tried my first beer...When I was 16, I lost my virginity...When I was 17, I tried pot...When I was bored I wrote a total bogus away message!!!
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by: SHAKER21BLUEXXX (05/07/2007)

I GOT MAD NUM-CHUCKING SKITTLES, YO
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