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by: prplerayne (06/22/2007)

Caution: I drive as bad as you do!
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by: Jake Himself (06/12/2007)

The Kool-Aid man is a vandalizing child-molester
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by: cjones04 (06/12/2007)

I want to live till I die, no more, no less.
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by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2007)

T.W.A.T.
The War Against Terrorism

Coincidence?
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by: elpiggy13 (06/12/2007)

Do you wanna know how the holes REALLY get in swiss cheese? Well, I did a little research and it turns out that little children puncture the cheese with fingers in a sweat shop. Makes you think... That poor cheese.
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by: Roddickminitwin (06/12/2007)

Why do people pay to go to tall buildings and look through binoculars to look at stuff on the ground?
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by: Roddickminitwin (06/12/2007)

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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by: Roddickminitwin (06/12/2007)

How is it we put a man on the moon b4 we thought it'd be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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by: Jake Himself (06/09/2007)

Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..
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by: anarchychick1125 (06/09/2007)

I used to have super-human powers, but my therapist took them away.
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