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by: NMStitan35476 (08/04/2007)

A Teenager is...
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.
A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.
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by: smallsmagee32 (08/04/2007)

It isn't attempted murder if you kill them!
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by: Korei Ryuu (08/04/2007)

If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals:
Then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her."
-Deuteronomy 25:11-12, The Bible
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by: Birdman (08/02/2007)

If you notice this notice, you'll also notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
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by: krazedmonkie (08/01/2007)

I just came back from the beach and guess what?!?!?!

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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by: Korei Ryuu (08/01/2007)

Me: Can I have two dollars in quarters?
Cashier: You have to buy something first
Me: ...I'm buying two dollars in quarters.
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by: bssplyr49 (08/01/2007)

I don't like the girl scouts. I can't trust an adolescent female paramilitary organization that sells highly addictive baked goods.
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by: mnkyspltz16 (07/23/2007)

Schizophrenia beats being alone!
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by: sw2010im (07/19/2007)

College kids will have sex with anybody and everybody, but when it comes to beer pong they make damn sure that they wash that ball off before it goes in the cup!
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by: coolmannick8 (07/19/2007)

If life gives you lemons, squirt them in someones AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT KILLS!!!! On second thought, don't.
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