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by: Korei Ryuu (08/14/2007)

Stop thinking the world owes you something. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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by: Anonymous (08/14/2007)

Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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by: shortbynature (08/14/2007)

Did you ever wonder what dogs are thinking as they watch you collect their "poo" in a plastic bag?
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by: Lenvil (08/14/2007)

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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by: skullhatter (08/14/2007)

Trying to find out how many mad weasels I can shove in my pants....
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by: supercutie787 (08/14/2007)

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Intelligence is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
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by: tekken10001 (08/14/2007)

Sometimes my days are like a sack of bricks landing on a gnome who has just eaten too many tacos: messy, explosive, and fun as hell to watch.
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by: CammyCool315 (08/06/2007)

When I talk on 'IM', I don't say "LOL" I say "LQTM" Laughing Quietly To Myself.
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by: UofMhockey07 (08/06/2007)

Pillow Fights

Man vs. Women = Fun
Man vs. Man = Gay
Women vs. Women= Awesome
Man vs. Pillow = Crazy
Pillow vs. Pillow = Crazy Awesome

-Demetri Martin
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by: happykid7 (08/04/2007)

What would you say to God if he sneezed?
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