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by: Jake Himself (09/02/2007)

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
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by: Skweak2393 (09/02/2007)

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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by: lvliSSunDerst00d (09/02/2007)

Why do people say 'expect the unexpected.' Whouldn't that mean you're expecting it?!
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by: Snoopysox (08/30/2007)

CRAZY THING #12 TO DO AT WALMART:
Dress up in a witch's hat and a bath robe and jump out at a boy in glasses and say, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
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by: KYLEISKOOL (08/27/2007)

Understanding TXT LINGo: Vol. I
BRB: Be Right Back
LOL: Laugh out Loud
STFU: Shut the F*** Up
NSS: No S*** Sherlock
BaB: Bad Ass Buddy
ISATOTMWOSIGUTLFNO: I'm Sick and Tired of Typing my Words out So I'm Gonna Use TXT LINGo From Now On
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1,304 Clicks

by: KYLEISKOOL (08/27/2007)

Understanding TXT LINGo: Vol II:
TAD: Taking a Dump
PAOLG: Playing an On-line game
RMAM: READ MY AWAY MESSAGE
!: Exclmation
...: Pause/Awkward Slelnce
...?: What?
WTF: What the F***?
...!: ...OMG!
Dee^3: DeeDeeDee!
URAS: You Are a Sped
IAFTCRNBIDLP...IMM...YM!: I'm Away From the Computer Right Now Downloading Porn...I mean Music...Yea, Music!
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1,305 Clicks

by: KYLEISKOOL (08/27/2007)

Understanding TXT LINGo: Vol. III
DLS: Downloading Something
ULS: Uploading Something
Somn: Something
STTM: Stop talking to Me
WoWN: World of Warcraft Nerd
n00b: noobie
w00t: Declaration of Happiness
IDK: I don't Know
IDC: I don't care
MIIS: My Internet is Slow
PIX: Pictures
WTHRU: Who the hell Are You?
TISNF: This is sooo not fair
$%!#: Random Symbols to symbolize curse words
SQ: Stupid Question
QSTS: Question
RSP: Runescape
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1,307 Clicks

by: KYLEISKOOL (08/27/2007)

Understanding TXT LINGo: Vol IV:
K9: Dog
FL9: Cat
G-Dub: George Bush
ISMF: I'm Stuffing my Face
ITAP: I'm taking a piss
ITAC: I'm taking a crap:
jkasdbjkf(or any random type): Tourette's/Epileptic Seizure
LOBS:Load of Bull S***
ILUV(): I Love (insert noun)
()DM: (insert noun) dumped me
IA()O: I asked (insert noun) out
H/SSY: He/She Said YES!
H/SSN: He/She Said NO!
Lawl: How LOL is pronounced
HAHAHAHA: Laughing in your face
URS: You Are STOOPID!
SMRT: Smart
DAQ: Don't Ask Questions
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1,329 Clicks

by: Jake Himself (08/22/2007)

My mind works like lightning: one brilliant flash and it's gone!
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1,300 Clicks

by: *Lova* (08/21/2007)

R.I.P Blink 182
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1,302 Clicks


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