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by: Lenvil (01/03/2008)

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
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by: Lenvil (12/14/2007)

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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by: Korei Ryuu (12/14/2007)

Careful, or you might end up in my next novel.
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by: Lenvil (12/14/2007)

If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?
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by: Lenvil (12/14/2007)

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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by: roseycakes9392 (12/14/2007)

Did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your eyebrow...
And 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their eyebrow?
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by: Ashley :] (12/13/2007)

Hey I'm currently stealing lucky charms from evil leprechauns in a wheelbarrow. Be back as soon as i get my hands on that magically delicious cereal!
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by: ?????????? (12/13/2007)

Training with water ninjas.
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by: javanick28 (12/09/2007)

Applebottom jeans (jeans), boots with the fur (with the fur), the whole club was lookin' at her. She hit the floor, she hit the floor, next thing ya know, shawty was rushed, rushed, rushed to the hospital. Hey! Shwaty in bed now whad'ya know, she hit her head on the g-d d@mn floor!
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by: Jakers748 (12/06/2007)

l;jd;j;fja;jdf sorry my keyboard has a rash and im itching it for him. bbl.
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