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by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

On top of spaghetti! All covered with cheese! I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed! It fell off the table! And onto the floor! And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door! It rolled through the garden! And into a bush! And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but moosh!
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by: markfan (02/04/2008)

%n: Go to hell!
Me: Been there, graduated THAT.
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by: Lenvil (02/04/2008)

If you can see your breath outside on a cold day, could you see your fart?
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/01/2008)

Most good, %n. Most good.
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by: Lenvil (02/01/2008)

I believe that if all of the alphabets were in one room, the ones with the accent marks would feel that they're somewhat superior.
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by: JackieeikcaJ109 (01/03/2008)

Random Fact:
Porcupines Float ;]

Just wanted you to know
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by: Lenvil (01/03/2008)

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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by: Lenvil (01/03/2008)

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
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by: Lenvil (01/03/2008)

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
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by: Lenvil (01/03/2008)

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
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