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by: sjmman94 (02/17/2008)

White guys can't dance. So just don't.
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by: BootheMGSH (02/17/2008)

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"
(I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/13/2008)

I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/13/2008)

By the way, this moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
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by: i am boebos (02/12/2008)

I dont free style cause my style aint free.
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by: I am so Amazing (02/12/2008)

We laugh at cats because they poop in a box, but they laugh because we clean that box.
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

Hahha! Don't much care.
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by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

I'll tell you what, we'll flip a coin. If it lands as a quarter, I win.
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by: TheInfringement (02/12/2008)

Parental Reflex - an automatic response from a parental unit, whether that is the intended reply or not.
Examples:
"No."
"Maybe another time."
"We have to go now!"
"Geez, would ya get off the chandelier?"
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by: butters (02/12/2008)

Don't you just hate it when you come to a sign that says: "Draw Bridge Ahead." And you don't have a pencil or paper or KNOW how to draw a bridge????
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